hahawhore:

friend: you dropped something

me: oh

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thanks

(via pvntoufle)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via letsmakeeachothernew)

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable, via hotboyproblems)